That Goat has Devil Eyes…

by alison

Most people who know me know that I adore animals. What many people don’t realize, however, is that there is one caveat to this love… goats.

These are the top 5 reasons why goats are officially The Worst:

1. You are what you eat. You know what goats eat? Garbage. Goats = Garbage.

2. Goats have devil eyes. Seriously, look at this creep.

No. No. No. No.

3. Fainting goats. Um, drama queen much?

4. The goatee. Epic douchebaggery named after goats. Can we deduce from this that, in addition to being generally awful, goats are also DBs? I don’t see why not.

5. Not even baby goats are cute. What kind of animal doesn’t have cute babies, for chrissakes?

From Cute Overload. So not cute!