My Little Pony Tales: Warping Little Girls’ Minds

As a typical child of the MTV Generation, I spent a good deal of my formative years watching TV shows like G.I. Joe and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. These shows, which featured a wholesome dosage of violence that boys need interspersed with public service and safety sections, imbibed my young mind with a deep respect [...]

Triceratops is Tops Y’all

  Like many of you, my fragile heart was recently crushed to hear news that dino-experts determined there’s no such thing as a triceratops. Researchers from Montana State University claim that the #2 raddest dinosaur ever (tyrannosaurus is best, deal with it) wasn’t a distinct genus, but rather just the adolescent phase of some clown [...]